Wednesday 28th October 2020 - 09:40:38 

A Prayer For The Stressed

 

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.


And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.


Help me always to give 100% at work...

12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday


And help me to remember...

When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!


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Quotes for Today:

I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better
 


I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943 


I used to be Snow White... but I drifted
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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