A Princess Is Walking Along...
The frog says, "I know, I know. I got a really bad spell put on me".
The princess says, "Jesus...I've seen frogs with spells, but none of them were as ugly as you".
The frog says, "Look, leave me alone lady. I told you, it's a really bad spell".
She says, "If I kiss you, will you turn into a handsome prince"?
The frog says, "I don't know, lady. A spell this bad will probably take a blow job".
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