A Princess Is Walking Along...
...when she looks down and sees an ugly frog. She picks it up and says, "My, but you're a really ugly frog".
The frog says, "I know, I know. I got a really bad spell put on me".
The princess says, "Jesus...I've seen frogs with spells, but none of them were as ugly as you".
The frog says, "Look, leave me alone lady. I told you, it's a really bad spell".
She says, "If I kiss you, will you turn into a handsome prince"?
The frog says, "I don't know, lady. A spell this bad will probably take a blow job".
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The frog says, "I know, I know. I got a really bad spell put on me".
The princess says, "Jesus...I've seen frogs with spells, but none of them were as ugly as you".
The frog says, "Look, leave me alone lady. I told you, it's a really bad spell".
She says, "If I kiss you, will you turn into a handsome prince"?
The frog says, "I don't know, lady. A spell this bad will probably take a blow job".
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