A Randy Wife's Request to her Husband

Sunday 1st October 2023 - 03:28:49

Last night down the pub a bloke was saying that his wife told him to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that "help" get an erection.

He said "You should have seen her face when I came back and gave her some diet pills!"

Contributor: Terry H

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Quotes for Today:: A smile confuses an approaching frown.
Author Unknown; A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller; A woman filed for divorce from her husband because she asked for something for her birthday, any style or color, that would go from 0 to 200 fast.
He gave her a bathroom scale.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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A Randy Wife's Request To Her Husband