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A Special 25th Wedding Anniversary Present

 

On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.

"Oh, it's not over yet," says he.

Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills. "What in the world are these?" she asks.

"Aspirin," he replies.

"But I don't have a headache," says she.

"GOTCHA!" he replies.

Quotes for Today:

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
 


A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos (1913-1996) 


A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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