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A Talking Parrot

 

A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom's annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love-making.

Finally the groom threw a large towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if he didn't quit it.

The next morning, packing to return home, the couple couldn't close a large suitcase. The groom said, "Darling, you get on top and I'll try". That didn't work. Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, she said, "Sweetheart, you get on top and I'll try". Still no success. Then he said, "Look. Let's both get on top and try".

At that point the parrot yanked away the towel and said, "Zoo or no zoo.
This... I gotta see" !!!

Quotes for Today:

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
Bjarne 'Stumpy' Stroustrup 


C Programmers do it recursively
 


C programmers never die, they just get cast into void
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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