Sunday 23rd September 2018 - 22:40:33 

A Tip For Your Caddy?

 

It was a bitterly cold day on the Carnoustie golf course and Jimmy the caddy was expecting a large tip from his rich Scottish client. As they approached the clubhouse, Jimmy heard the words he was longing to hear, 'This is for a hot glass of whisky'.

So the caddy held out his hand and the Scottish client put a sugar cube in his palm.

Quotes for Today:

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Herman Hesse  


When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years.
Mark Twain 


When life hands u lemons, ask for Tequilla and salt!!
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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