A Tragedy Avoided

Monday 18th February 2019 - 05:41:52

While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, I suddenly heard a loud thud.

Running in, I found her dead on the floor.

In a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do.

Then I remembered KFC do an all-day breakfast for $5.99. ..

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Quotes for Today:: It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
William Blake (1757-1827); It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.; It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.
Henry Ford, US industrialist (1863-1947)

This can save your bacon

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Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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