Tuesday 16th October 2018 - 02:18:08 

A Woman Goes To The Doctor...

 

...she beaten black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.

Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.

When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep".

Two weeks later the woman comes

back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!

Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me"!

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps"?



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Quotes for Today:

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
 


It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
 


It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)  

This can save your bacon

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