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A Woman Meets A Handsomely Gorgeous Man In A Bar.


A woman meets a handsomely gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially the very expensive ones on the top shelf, but she decides not to mention this to him and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him ..... they kiss . and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over and asks, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf"

Quotes for Today:

O' wad some god the gif tae gi us, tae see ourselves as others see us

Old programmers never die, they just parse away.

One day, my ship will come. And with my luck, I'll be waiting at the airport!

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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