Wednesday 23rd June 2021 - 08:45:50 

A Yank, Jap And A Racist Die


Three guys, an American, Japanese and a Racist died...

So during autopsy they cut open the Japanese guy's head and all they seen was high technology, Sony, Toyota, sushi, etc.

They opened the American guys head all they seen was baseball, GM signs, McDonalds, Diet Coke, etc.

When they opened the Racist guys head and looked around, it was totally empty!

They were very confused and started looking around carefully...

They found only one string that went from one side to the other side of his head...

Absolutely positive they were going to get something special...

They cut the string...

...and his ears fell off.

Quotes for Today:

Life deals you a hand, play it the best you can. If you cant win with whats been given, you've gotta bluff it!

Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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