Wednesday 19th September 2018 - 00:57:34 

Advice From A Father To His Soon To Be Married Son

 

The day before his wedding, the soon to be bridegoom asks his father if he has any words of wisdom to assist in his new venture.

"Just two things," his father says. "First off, tell your new wife that you must have at least one night a week to go out with the boys".

"And the second gem of wisdom" the son asks?

"Don't waste it on the boys".

Quotes for Today:

Nice guys never finish anything; they are too busy worrying about who they will offend.
 


Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.
 


Not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing!
 

This can save your bacon

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