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Monday 18th February 2019 - 05:40:11 

Advice From A Father To His Soon To Be Married Son

 

The day before his wedding, the soon to be bridegoom asks his father if he has any words of wisdom to assist in his new venture.

"Just two things," his father says. "First off, tell your new wife that you must have at least one night a week to go out with the boys".

"And the second gem of wisdom" the son asks?

"Don't waste it on the boys".

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