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After A Fight With The Wife

 

One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

"What's the matter" the bartender asks?

"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days".

The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you" asked the bartender?

"Yeah, except today is the last night."

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