After a Visit to a Massage Parlour

Saturday 3rd June 2023 - 02:45:19

...a man discovers a painful lump on his willy, so he goes to see his doctor.

"I'm afraid this is serious", the doctor says after examining him. "You know how rugby players get cauliflower ear"?

"Yes", the man replies shakily.

"Well" said the doctor "it looks like you've got a brothel sprout".

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After A Visit To A Massage Parlour