After the Baby Was Born

Saturday 20th July 2019 - 10:55:42

A mother-in-law said to her son's wife when the baby was born, "I don't mean to be rude, but he doesn't look anything like my son".

The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said, "I don't mean to be rude either but what do you think this - some new fangled photo copier"!!!

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Doug Linder; A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
George Bernard Shaw

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After The Baby Was Born