After The Oilfield Blowout
As they're walking along the edge of the pad, they saw a naked foot sticking out of a bush. When they investigated, they found the nude body of the young female geologist. Her clothing had been blown off of her body by the explosion.
Out of respect and propriety, the Toolpusher immediately took off his hard hat and placed it over her left breast.
Quickly following suit, the Driller took off his hardhat and placed it over her right breast.
They looked over at the Company man.. After much complaining and grumbling, the Company man placed his hardhat over the young woman's private parts.
The county Medical Examiner showed up to check the body. He lifted the Toolpusher's hardhat and then put it back down and hastily scribbled some notes on his report. Then he lifted the Drillers hardhat and put it back down and took some more notes.
Finally he lifted the Company man's hardhat and set it back down. Hesitating, he bent back over, lifted it up and looked again, then set it down. Still unsure of what to do, he looked a third time underneath the Company man's hardhat.
Annoyed, the Company man asked him, "What's wrong with you? Are you some kind of pervert?''
"Well," said the Medical Examiner, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Company man's hat... you find an asshol_e."