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All I Need To Know About Life I Learned


...from the Easter Bunny

Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There's no such thing as too much candy.
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
The grass is always greener in someone else's basket.
To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey!
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Some body parts should be floppy.

Robert Frost: In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life:
It goes on.

Quotes for Today:

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Fashion is all about eventually becoming naked.

Freaking intolerant BS! (man does intolerance piss me off!)

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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