All The Jokes
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10 Men Only Housekeeping Rules
10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life
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A Beautiful Message About Growing Old
A Big Boy Like You Shouldn’t Be Crying
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A Bride's First Night Confession
A Cigarette Shortens your Life By...
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A Daughter's Letter from her College to her…
A Day at Golf with Dave and Fred
A Definition of Globalization...
A Dinner Conversation that Went Wrong
A Dinner Date with the Girl of his Dreams
A Doggie Tail - Another Groaner
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A Farang Came out of a Toilet...
A Farmer Was Selling his Peaches Door to Door.
A Father Explains the Facts of Life
A Few Answers to Commonly asked Pregnancy…
A Flat-chested Young Lady Went To Dr Smith
A German Tourist Walks Into a Mcdonalds
A Gift for the Husband who liked Golf
A glass of water for Little Johnny
A Goaner About Penny the Saleslady
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A Grandmother's Letter to her Grandson
A Greek and an Italian Were Drinking Coffee...
A Guaranteed Quick Get Rich Scheme
A Guy Met this Girl in a Bar and Asked...
A Guy Was Playing Golf One Day
A Gynecologist’s Hand After Thirty Years Service
A Heart Rending Story and a Compassionate…
A Jelly Baby Walks into a Bar and Starts Talking…
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A Kiwi Who Got his Priorities Right
A Lady of the Night Goes to a New Trick-cyclist
A Lady was being examined by her Doctor
A Lesson to Be Learnt from an Ant
A Letter Home from Scout Camp...
A Linguistic Professor in A Lecturer About…
A Little Girl Asks Where Does Poo Come From?
A Little Girl Was out with her Grandmother...
A Little Old Lady is Walking...
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A Little Tribute to a Man Who Made a Difference:…
A Load of Blarney About the Irish Blarney…
A Lot of Weight and Super Heavy
A love story like this almost brings tears…
A Man and a Woman Were Having Drinks,,,
A Man Goes to the Doctor and Says ‘doc;…
A Man is Driving Down the Road and Breaks…
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A Man Walks into a Public Toilet...
A Man Was Called in for an Audit by Revenue…
A Man Went into the Proctologist's Office…
A Man Went to the Police Station
A Man with a Dog Walks into a Bar
A Man's Car Broke Down One Night in the Desert...
A Married Couple in Their Early 60s
A Married Man Went off for the Weekend with…
A Mbb Aeronautic Development Engineer Told…
A Message from God to the Atheist Professor
A Message from your Prime Minister
A Mexican Woodpecker and a Canadian Woodpecker...
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A Mother and her Young Inquisitive Son Were…
A Mother Buys a Present for her Son
A Mother's Advice To Her Son on His first…
A Near Miss for the Pedestrian
A New Ending for an Old Fairy Tale.
A New Phenomenom Called Emooning
A New Tax to Balance the Budget?
A New Twist to a Current Situation
A New Way to Beat Alcohol Limit Issues While…
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A Night out for Dave and his Wife
A Novel Way to Exercise your Pet
A Princess is Walking Along...
A Professon Lectures on the Evils of Marijuana
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A Retired Italian Wine Make Confession
A Rich Young Man Meets Young, Beautiful Girl
A Scottish Colonel and the Condom
A Sign of True Love and Affection
A Sign that You Are Getting Old
A Special 25th Wedding Anniversary Present
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A Time to Think Outside the Box
A Time when Grammar is Really Important
A Timeless Lesson on How Consultants can Make…
A Truly Amazing and Heroic Story
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A Very Fishy Groaner to Beat Them All
A Very Merry Christmas Groaner
A Viagra Advert that Should Get First Prize
A Visit To The Irs - Internal Revenue Service?
A Wife's Lover Who Was Caught Naked by her…
A Woman Goes Shopping in Big W
A Woman Meets a Handsomely Gorgeous Man in…
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A Woman Writes to the It Technical Support…
Abe and Esther are Stranded on a Desert Island
Absolutely Hilarious Computer Quotes
Actual Call Centre Conversations
Adam Got Caught Speeding Yesterday.
Admit It - this Would Scare the ...
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Advice from a Father to his Soon to Be Married…
Advice from Doctor vs Internet
Advise to a Son about to join the Marines
After a Long Night of Making Love...
After a Visit to a Massage Parlour
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Albert Einstein profound logic - 001
Alice Smiths’s First Dental Appointment
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All I Need to Know About Life I Learned
All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From…
Alternative Solution to Airport Full-body…
Always Check your Child's Homework
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An Actual Craig's List Peronals Ad
An Arab Student Sends Email to his Dad
An Archeological Teams’s Recent Discovery…
An Aussie Went into an Empty Bar...
An Australian Soldier’s Wife Confesses
An Economist Was Leaving His Office Building
An Elderly Couple Were Celebrating Their Sixtieth…
An Elderly Spinster a Dog in Heat and the…
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An Excited Little Johnny Returns from the…
An Iphone that Does Not Need Batteries
An Irishman and his Leprechaun
An Irishman at the Pearly Gates
An Irishman's First Drink with his Son
An out of Work Salesman Spent Months Planning
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Anger Management, I Do Feel Better!!!
Annual Meeting of Women Drivers
Another Crude One About a Fat Lady and her…
Another Female Unsolved Mystery
Another from Technical Support
Another Miracle: Water to Wine
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Another Pint of Heavy for Hughie from Glasgow
Another Problem Caused by Deforestation
Another Speeding Motorist Is Caught
Arab Pilot Foils Jewish Interrogators
Are You a Believer in God and Jesus?
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Are You Too Young to Have Noticed These Changes
Are Your Friends Like Knickers
Arguing on the Internet ver: 002
Army Induction Center Physicals
Arnold and his Wife Were Cleaning out the…
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Back at School and the Joys of Education
Back in the Good Old Days when Rawpower
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Be Prepared for this Interview Question
Beatles and their Beer Drinkers Song
Beauty Lies in the Eyes of Beer Holder
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Believe It or Not , These Are Real 911 Calls!
Best Android Feature to Beat Iphone
Best computer seating position
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Best way to start your presentation
Best way to think outside the box
Bet You Cannot Say These Colors
Beware - Contains Colorful Words
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Beware Tech Support Do Not put You on Hold
Beware, Will Offend Most People
Big Game Warning from Mozambique
Biggest Difference Between Music and Porn
Biker Chick - Living the Dream
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Bill and Sam the Long Term Buddies
Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates, Don't Hold…
Bill Gates Vs. General Motors (gm)
Billy Connolly's 14 Things I Hate About Everybody
Billy Connolly's Desiderata........ Excerpt…
Birthday Gifts for Mom from her Three Sons
Black Woman with One White Boob and One Black…
Blessed Are the Young for They Shall Inherit…
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Blonde Completing her Passport Application
Blonde Jokes, Questions and Answers
Bob Hill and his Wife Betty Are Vacationing…
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Breaking News: Man Killed on Golf Course
Breaking News: Presidential Ticket Announcement
Brotherly Love on the Golf Course
Browser Comparison with Different Modes of…
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C+++ Creator, Bjarne Stroustrup Gave an Interview…
Can I See Your License Please?
Can You Identify the Facial Expressions of…
Can You Picture a Slice of Pizza in the Stomach
Can You Remember when You Were Young
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Canadian National Lottery - True Story
Cats Like to Snuggle in Warm Places
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Charles Noticed the Mother and Child in the…
Chat Up Line Overheard in a Bar
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Cheers to the Footballers when They Score
Children Thinking Outside the Box
Children's Science Exam Answers.
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Christmas Eve We can Stay at Home
Christopher Columbus's First Words
Chubby Brown Quotes and Quotations from Roy
Cinderella Was Now 95 Years Old.
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Compliments that Get Surprising Results
Computer Diagnosis from a Urine Sample
Computer Help Desk Support Calls Revisited
Computer Message - Fatal Error
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Condoms: Interesting Piece of History.
Confession from a Ups Delivery Man
Confuscious Rule on Single and Hot Women
Congratulations - You Have Won
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Cosmetic Surgery - the Boob Job
Cosmetic Surgery - The Full Works
Cosmetic Surgery in the Most Intimate of Places
Could You Pass this Alcohol Influence Test
Countdown to Losing Your Teeth
Courtesy of the Big Yin - Billy Connolly for…
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Crap Joke Central - Update 2013-04-21
Creation Explained Like Never Before
Creative Answering Machine Messages
Creative Aussie Airline Advertising at its…
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Daddy, How Did I Come into this World?
Darling Have You Ever Cheated on Me?
Darling when We Make Love Do You...
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Deer Hunter and his Blonde Wife
Demographic Forecast of Europe 2015
Devolution of British Maths Teaching
Did I Offend You with My Opinion?
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Did this Gorgeous Girl Knock on your Door?
Did this Happen After your Wedding...
Did You Give Permission to NSA
Did you know that claustrophobia is the fear…
Did You Know the Devil Actually Wears a Wig…
Did you Learn from Fairy Tales
Did You See Santa in the Nude?
Different Nations Corporations
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Discrimination Against Batchelors
Distasteful Jokes to Pass Some Time......
Distressed Widow from Scotland
Disturbing Photos - Soldiers Vs. Protestors…
Do All Teenagers Telephone Like this
Do You Agree that the World is in Chaos?
Do you believe thousands of men will die
Do You Do This When Word Spelling is Forgotten
Do You Ever Want to Grab Someone and
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Do You Know the Blink Method of Pricing?
Do You Know what a Bucket Seat Is?
Do You Know What Others Thnk about You
Do You Know Why All Girls Are Like Apples?
Do You Know Why All the Dinosaurs Died
Do you know why women will never be as successful…
Do You Like My Horoscope for Today?
Do You Realize that the Only Time in Our Lives…
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Doe Re Mi Beer, by Homer J. Simpson.
Does Any of this Sound Somewhat Familiar?
Does It Scare You Because You can Pay off…
Dog For Sale: Or Free to Good Home.
Don’t Forget to Cancel your Credit Card…
Don't Beam Me Up Yet Scotty...
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Donald and Daisy's First Night
Dorothy and Edna, Two Widows, Are Talking
Drink Up - the Beers Are on Me!
Drinking and Driving can Be Extremely Dangerous!!!
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Ebay Removes Harrier Jump Jet...
Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2014
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Everything is Going to Be Alright
Evil Mutant Attack Squirrel of Death
Exceptional Joke for Programmers
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Facebook - Before it All Started
Facebook - Crap Joke Central - Update
Facebook - Crap Joke Central - Update 004
Facebook - Crap Joke Central - Update 005
Facebook could easily be more interesting
Facebook Crap Joke Central's Latest Jokes
Facebook Friend Who Deleted Me
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Facebook just like Ancient Egypt
Facebook Privacy - Latest Update
Facebook status update button needed
Facebook Venn Diagram of News Feeds and Farmville
Facebook Warning About your Ex
Facts About Reindeer and Father Christmas
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Family Togetherness.............
Famous Composers and Movie Stars
Far Too Many Have this Superpower
Fast Lane for Bikes vs Fat Lane
Fat Free - for All Those Following a Diet
Father O'malley Went to Visit Patrick Shanahan…
Fatherly Advice from the Marriage Counselor
Fatherly Advice from the Priest
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Female Distracted Driving Incident
Fifty Shades of Grey .....Hair
Fighting Talk - Mighty Big Words
Finally Learned What Service Means
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Fire in the Convent, another Groaner
First Night and Still a Virgin After Being…
First Night for the Newly Married Virgin with…
First Prize for The Wildest Family Christmas
First visit to the girlfriend's house
First Woman President of the Usa
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Five Surgeons Are Discussing Who Has the Best…
Flight Attendants Announcements
Flight Tower Conversation at Dublin’s…
Flow Chart of a Serenity Prayer
For All Girls Waiting for the Perfect Man
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For Those Who Love the Philosophy of Hypocrisy…
For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything
For Wine Lovers and Connoisseurs
Formality to ask for Daughter’s Hand
Fortune Telling Weighing Machine
Forty Gypsies Arrive at the Pearly Gates in…
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic Woman Were…
Four Juvenile Delinquents at the Zoo
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Free Sex With Petrol Station Fillup
French Accent Bloomer - Not A Penis
Friday 13th - Paraskevidekatriaphobia
Friends Working in the Sawmill
Friendship Tested to the Limit
Friendship, Confession and Sharing!!!
From Now on I Resign from Being an Adult
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G W Bush Was Sleeping when Suddenly He Awoke
George W Bush Visits a Primary School...
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Get Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed
Getting A Round Of Golf, What to Tell the…
Getting Dressed After Kindergarten
Getting Home - You Just Cannot Win
Girls About to Explode out of Their Clothes
Girls are just not like their mothers
God Was Planning on Taking a Vacation
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Good News and Bad News for Fathers' of…
Good News and Bad News from the Airline Pilot…
Google Reveals the Cause of India’s…
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Government vs Indian Logic on Daylight Saving
Grammar, its best to know your shit
Grandmas Are Not Right All the Time
Grandpa and his Grand-daughter
Grandpa is Sitting Half-naked on the Porch
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Halloween Gift to Scare People
Handy Latin Phrases by Phil Brodie
Hard to Argue with Indian Wisdom...
Has this Ever Happened to You on a Pub Crawl?
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Have You Ever Had One of Those Days
Have You Ever Seen a Baby Porcupine?
Have You Noticed the Changes Since the 70's
Have You Noticed the New Wireless Technology
Have You Tried this Facebook New Feature
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Health & Fitness - Factfile. Questions…
Health & Fitness - Old Age - Dangerous…
Health Benefits Of Being Overweight
Health Warning from the National Health Service
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Here is Something Even Most Car Buffs Probably…
Here's One for All the Nerds in Our Life
Here's One for Farangs in Asia
Hilarious Quotes Concerning the Better Half
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Hot Flushes, Fainting - Call 911
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
How Do You Spend your Chrstmas Time?
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How Little Johnny Sold Toothbrushes
How Logical is the English Language?
How Many Alzheimers Patients Doe It Take
How Many Followers Do You Have
How Many of These put a Smile on your Face?
How Many Slices of Toast for Breakfast
How Not to Post a Newpaper Advertisement for…
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How to be a Sympathetic Neighbour
How to burn 800 calories in 30 minutes
How to get out of a mental hospital
How to Guess what Day a Woman is Born
How to Help a Lesbian Have a Baby
How to Hold on While the Train is in Motion…
How to Keep a Woman Happy Vs How to Keep a…
How to Keep Fit for the Elderly...
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How to Save the Airlines by Tiger Woods
How to Solve ALL Computer Problems
How to stop those annoying telephone calls
How to Subtly Mention your Iphone when Picking…
How to Talk About Men and Still Be Politically…
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I Believe in Having Sex on the First Date
I can Make your Girlfriend Scream Louder
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I Have Nothing to Offer but Blood
I Listed the Government As a Dependent on…
I Love How the Internet Improves Peoples
I Love My Dentist So Much That...
I love you more today than yesterday
I Need Some Advice on what Could Be a Life…
I Scared Postman when I was Naked
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I Want to Burn an American Book
I was going to quit all my bad habits
I Was Just Visiting Some Friends
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Idle Thoughts if a Retiree;s Mind
Idle Thoughts of a Retiree's Wandering Mind
If It Was Not for Cnn I Would Have No Idea…
If only shoplifter would heed this sign
If Only They Had a Jewish Mother
If the Moon Landing Happened Today...
If You Are Having a Bad Day Remember It Could…
If You Think You Are Too Small to Make an…
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Im Memory of Leonard Ball Who Hated Fat People
In a Thousand Years Archeologists Will Believe
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Insurance Claim for the Lawyer and the Engineer
Interesting Appraisal Review Letter by Hr
Interesting Definitions of It Job People’s…
Interesting Dialogue Between a Father and…
Internet Addiction is Serious Business
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Ipads Half Price - Don't Miss Out
iPhone - put your phone away - there's an…
Iphone 4 - Simple Fix for Hand Holding Problem
Iphone Ancestors Had Tails and Buttons
Iphone Battery Problems Solved
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iPhone Finally Gets Good Photos
Iphone Found in Bars and No Bars
Iphone Helps Capture Osama Bin Laden
Iphone Pinch and Zoom Does Not Work...
Iphone4 Losing Signal Solution - [solved]
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Irish Traditional 18th Birthday Feat
Ironic Pictures that Are Worth a Thousand...
IRS Free Gift for Early Tax Returns
Is Ammunition Getting Real Scarce
Is It Always Easier to Tell the Truth
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Is There is Anyone Here Who Knows Why These…
Is this how Life should be Proportioned
Is this Where They Went Wrong?
Is this your Life - Repent Now
Is your Brain a Wonderful Organ?
It is Better to Have Loved and Lost
It is Important for Men to Remember that As…
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It Looks Like You Are Installing Windows
It was Not the End of the World
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Jack and Tom Are Having a Quiet Beer in a…
Jack Called for a Doctor's Appointment
Jailed Banknote Salesman turns Carpenter -…
Jesus and Saint Peter Are Golfing.
Jesus Works in Mysterious Ways
Jew Spotted Reading Arab Newspaper
Job Interview for Lion Tamers in a Circus
Job Interview with Three Remaining Candidates
Job’s Worth On Shoreditch High Street, Uk
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Juggler pulled by a Traffic Cop
Just Arrived in Town and All Alone
Just Before the Weekly Bridge Game
Just Fixed My Computer and Now...
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K37 - the Empty Seat in the Manchester United…
Kama Sutra for the 21st Century
King Frederick Ii Visit To A Jail
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Language Arts Class Student Gets the Right…
Latest Advice from My Stockbroker
Latest and Greatest One Liners
Latest Canadian Government Study
Latest computer icons are gender specific
Latest Disabled Parking Notice
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Latest Innovation - 3 - D Printer
Latest Medical Discovery - Great News for…
Latest News from Liverpool Echo
Latest Statistics on Airport Screening
Latest Theory of Dinosaur Creation
Latest Update on Story Of The Three Little…
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Lawyer off for a Weekend with a his Friend
Leading Professor's Sexual Behaviour Lecture
Learn from the Discovery Channel
Leroy and Tyrone Discussing Marital Problems
Letter from a Deep Sea Diver to his Sister
Letter from the Husband Leaving his Wife and…
Letter of Complaint to the Railway
Letters from Son at College to his Father
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Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics
Life is a short meaningless journey filled…
Life is Short……………..if It Needs to Be Paid,…
Light at the End of the Tunnel
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Litlle Johnny and his Dog that Ate the Homework
Litlle Johnny at the Super-market
Little Johnny And The Circus Clown
Little Johnny Watched his Mother put on her…
Little Johnny and Fascinate in a Sentence
Little Johnny and his animal biscuits
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Little Johnny and his Mum at the Beauty Clinic
Little Johnny and Sunday Dinner
Little Johnny and Susie Were Planning to Get…
Little Johnny and the Horse with the Broken…
Little Johnny and the Local Priest
Little Johnny and the S&M Magazines
Little Johnny ask his Teacher ’is that Sex’?
Little Johnny asked by his Teacher to Describe…
Little Johnny asked by the Teacher what his…
Little Johnny Asks his Father Where his Intelligence…
Little Johnny Cursing and Swearing
Little Johnny Explains Paranoia to his Teacher
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Little Johnny in Class Learning About the…
Little Johnny in his Biology Class
Little Johnny in the Maths Class
Little Johnny Knows about Flying Moths
Little Johnny Learning About Logical Thinking
Little Johnny Learns How to Make Babies
Little Johnny needs no Guidance Counselor
Little Johnny on Political Correctness
Little Johnny Playing his Violin
Little Johnny Spending Too Much Time Playing…
Little Johnny studies the auto industry
Little Johnny Tested on the American Automobile…
Little Johnny to Smart for his Class
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Little Johnny wants to devour the unborn
Little Johnny Was asked to Spell...
Little Johnny's Teacher and the Word Perhaps
Little Johnny’s First Experience of…
Little Johnny's Homework Excuse
Little Johnny's Mother Decided Tell Him All…
Little Johnny's Teacher Asks - Who Said That?
Little Johnny, just like a boss
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Lobster and the Crab Are in Love
Look at what I've got in my pocket
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Ma and Pa Were Two Hillbillies Living out…
Maharishi Vatsyayan Has Stated in his Magnum…
Main Reason Why I Have a Double-Chin
Making Love by the French, Irish and the Scots
Mammogram Test Preparation Exercises
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Marriage Councellor's Solution
Marriage Quotations and Observations
Marriage Quotes from Famous Husbands
Marriage, Before, During and After
Mary Poppins - Best Groaner of the Day
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Maybe if Guns Kill People then
Maybe the best reason to apologise
Maybe this is next on Grandma's list after…
Maybe this is the Real Problem
Maybe this Will Get the Message Across
Maybe this Will Make You Save Energy
Medical Examination of the Young Newly Wed
Medical Definitions from the Irish
Medical Research Has Confirmed...
Meet the Computer Twins, Cut & Paste
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Memory Test for the Three Elderly Gentlemen
Men should never forget to think
Message Very Important Notice To All Employees
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Missed Opportunity - Men vs Women
Modern Day Changes to Life and Channels
Mom - What Does Idk, Ly and Ttyl Mean?
Mona Lisa after one week in USA
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More from The Mouth's of Babes
More Political Speak and Some George Bushisms
More Tee Shirt Lines and Slogans
Movie Test to Guess your Favourite Movie
Mu girlfriend just read Fifty Shades of Grey
Much to Their Surprise the Virgins Awaiting…
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My Ex-Wife just got her Private Pilot's Licence
My First Visit for a Colonoscopy
My Mission is to Make Somebody Smile Everyday
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Nancy Reagan's Letter to John Hinkley
Never ever get your shit mixed up
Never let a girlfriend order dinner
Never Lose a Small Young Relative
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New Drugs Are Now Facebook, Youtube and Stumbleupon
New Warning when opening a web-page
New York Before, During and After
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No Regrest for Burning My Bridges
No Smoking in this Area Unless
Nominated As the Best Short Joke this Year....
Norwegian Icebreaker Heads Up the Mississippi…
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Now I Know Where Chickpeas Come from
Now I know why they shaped guitars
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Obama and Latest News on Gun Control
Obama arrives at the Pearly Gates
Obituary About Larry La Prise, the Man Who…
Obituary Submitted by Wife About her Deceased…
Ode to Marriage: Marrying Opposites
Offside Rule Explained to Women
Oh How I Wished this Was Possible
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Omg I Totally Forgot It Was Fathers Day
On No Not Another Puerto Rican!!!
Once There Was a Beautiful Woman...
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One for the Brits' About the New Eu Directive…
One for the Brits' About the Suspected Terrorist…
One for the Scholars - How to Translate Academic…
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One-liners on Marriage - Researched by Alan…
Only Happens Once in a Lifetime
Only in Texas - Valentines Day
Open the Door and Let Me In...
Optimist, Pessimistm Realist and an Opportunist
Osama Bin Laden Meets a Female Genie of the…
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Paddy and Murphy Went to London
Paddy Murphy Walks Ino his Local
Paddy Murphy's Wife Was Having a Baby
Paddy Takes the Irish Accountantancy Exam
Paddy Takes the Irish Math Test
Paddy Visits The Antiques Road Show
Paddy wakes up after a night on the ale
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Passengers boarding at Gate 39
Passengers on a Lufthansa Flight
Password already taken try again
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Perhaps One of the Most Interesting and Colorful…
Peter Kaye-isms., True. For Those that May…
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Piracy is Environmentally Friendly
Playing with Yourself in Hospital
Please Ban Fox Hunting in Colorado
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Politics Explained by a Father to his Son
Ponderism - Asteroids and Dinosaurs
Ponderism - Is someone thinking of you?
Ponderism - Jack Nicholson Classic
Ponderism - Lovers Names Carved on Trees
Ponderism - Reasons to Be Thankful
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Ponderism - Understanding Women
Ponderisms - The Best Nineteen
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Post-traumatic Stress Disorder
Pregnant Woman - Will It Hurt Much Doctor?
Printing - We Are The Champions
Profound Logic - Einsteing-001
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Profound Logic 012: If You Think you are Too…
Programming Languages Compared with Women
Proof Reading Book Error Sold Millions
Proof that Men Just Don't Listen
Proud to have lost so much weight
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Question: What is a B******d Exactly?
Quick the Fan Fell on our Baby
Quotations About Age, Aging, Growing Older,…
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Quotations: Sir Winston Churchill
Quotes and Humour from Groucho Marx
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Rabies diagnosed by the doctor
Random Thoughts from 25-35 Year Old People
Real Answers Taken over the Years on Larry…
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Recognise Any of These Office Dogs?
Red Skelton’s Recipe for a Perfect Marriage
Relationships Before And After
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Respect your parents because they did not…
Restaurant Customer Orders a Squid - Groaner
Rindercella and her Sugly Isters.
Rock Beats Paper but Nothing Beats...
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Room Service - Tenjewberrymuds
Roping A Deer------- (names Have Been Removed…
Royal Navy Reports Submitted by Mr Tim
RTFM and Excerpts from the Manual
Run and Jump to Make this Timed Photo
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Sad tale about a dog without a tail
Sadist, Masochist, Murderer...
Safety at Work - Hedge Trimmer-002
Safety at Work - Overloaded Bike 001
Safety at Work - Overloaded Bike 004
Safety at Work - Overloaded Bike 005
Safety at Work - Overloaded Boat 002
Safety at Work - Overloaded Boat 005
Safety at Work - Overloaded Bus 005
Safety at Work - Overloaded Car 001
Safety at Work - Overloaded Car 002
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Safety at Work - Overloaded Car 005
Safety at Work - Overloaded Car 006
Safety at Work - Overloaded Car 007
Safety at Work - Overloaded Cart 004
Safety at Work - Overloaded Cart 008
Safety at Work - Overloaded Cart 011
Safety at Work - Overloaded Horse-003
Safety at Work - Overloaded Lorry-001
Safety at Work - Overloaded Lorry-002
Safety at Work - Overloaded Lorry-003
Safety at Work - Overloaded Motobike-001
Safety at Work - Overloaded Motorbike-011
Safety at Work - Overloaded Train 006
Safety at Work - Overloaded Truck - 001
Safety at Work - Overloaded Truck-002
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Safety at Work - Safety Glasses
Safety at Work - Safety Helmet -002
Safety at Work - Steel Capped Flip-flops
Safety at Work-Overloaded Train 003
Safety at Work-Overloaded Train 004
Safety at Work: All Aboard - Far Too Many…
Safety at Work: Can You Spot this Dangerous…
Safety at Work: Extended Ladder
Safety at Work: Forklift and Two Ladders
Safety at Work: Forklift with Bomb
Safety at Work: Gas Cylinder Transport
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Safety at Work: Just when You Think You Have…
Safety at Work: Ladder in Stair-well
Safety at Work: Ladder in Water
Safety at Work: Overloaded Van of Bikes
Safety at Work: Ppc - Personal Protection
Safety at Work: Safety Harness
Safety at Work: Safety Helmet-005
Safety at Work: Scaffolding for houses
Safety at Work: Scaffolding for Houses-002
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Safety at Work: Stacking Bricks
Safety at Work: Stairway to Heaven
Safety at Work: Stepladder and a Paint Tin
Safety at Work: Stepladder on Ladder
Safety at Work: Street Lighting
Safety at Work: Street Lighting Again
Safety at Work: Tea Break in the Shade
Safety at Work: Tower Scaffolding
Safety at Work: Walk the Plank
Safety at Work: You Need the Motor Running
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Santa’s Email from a Sweet, Little Girl
Say No to Cadburys Merging with Nestle
School of Psychiatry at Harvard University
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Sexual Harrassment Will Not Be Reported
Shamus and Murphy Were Skint and Fancied a…
She's Real and it's her Birthday
Shipwrecked On A Desert Island
Shipwrecked, one man and a dozen women
Shopping for her Very First Bra
Short jokes and some One Liners
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Silent Treatment After The Honeymoon
Simple Solution to Sleeping In
Simplified Management Flow Chart
Small Boy Wrote to Santa Claus
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Solved - A Loving Present for the Girlfriend
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Some One-liners From The Edinburgh Fringe…
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Sometimes It Pays to Be Honest
Sometimes, I Just Do Not Understand My Wife.........
Sounds Dirty but it's all in the mind
Special Thought for Thanksgiving Weekend
Spotted While on Holiday in India
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Steve Jobs - Iquit My Job at Apple
Stopped by the Police While Driving Home
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Student in the Literature Class
Stung by a Bee While Playing Golf
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Tae a Far-apologies to Robbie Burns
Take the Choose-a-urinal Challenge!
Tax Audit - Waste Not Want Not
Tech' Support for Online Banking
Technical Support from Husband to Wife
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Ten Questions from the Sexy School Girl
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Terrible Truths and Other Principles of Disaster
Terrorist Set Free and Given 50$ and a Free…
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Texas Road Traffic State Trooper
Thai Style Blue Screen of Death
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The Absolute Best Speeding Excuse
The Alternative Ten Laws of Computing
The American Tourist and the Englishman on…
The American Tourist Visits a Castle
The Aussie, a Yank and a Canadian
The Australian Went a Hunting...
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The Battle of Trafalgar - Revisited
The Bear, Rabbit and the Golden Frog
The Beer Party Out in the Woods
The Beggar and his Regular Customer
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The Bookmaker Stopped at the Even Steven Inn...
The Boy Who Loved Tractors - Another Groaner
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The Christmas Present from the Boyfriend Got…
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The Confession After the Honeymoon
The Court Ruling on Viagra Being Made Available…
The Cutest Ass You Will Ever See
The Diet of Pool Balls - a Groaner
The Diet Recommended by the Doctor for the…
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The Disappointed Salesman Retruns from the…
The Doctors Attitude to Rudd’s Proposed…
The Donkey that Fell Down the Well...
The Dot - Finally Someone Has Cleared this…
The Drunk Staggered Up to Hotel Reception…
The dumbest thing I have ever done
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The Elephant and the Crocodile
The Engineers and the Accountants go to a…
The Essex Girl and her Newborn Baby
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The Financial Crisis on the Street
The First Date with a Man that She Had Fancied…
The Gambler and the Taxi-driver
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The Good Fairy Godmother and the Yellow Toad
The Grandfather Went a Visiting
The Grandmother and her Grandchild
The guy on the left looks very scary
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The Husband Store and The Wives Store Across…
The Hypnotist at the Orpheum Opening Night
The Hypnotist that Stopped the Wife's Headaches
The Ideal Orthopaedic Bed for Men
The Illegal Pot Farm - Groaner
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The Interview with the Candidate with Little…
The Irish Way of Determining Parenthood
The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage.
The Jesus and Satan Competition
The Lawyer and his Unpaid Client's Bill
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The Logical Makes Perfect Sense
The Man Who Forgot to Buy his Wife a Christmas…
The Married Couple and the Wife Discovers…
The Married Couple and the Wife Was Fishing…
The Married Man and the Secretary
The Marvels of Modern Medicine
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The Morning After a Night on the Beer
The Most Expensive Vehicle Per Mile?
The Naked Man and the Little Old Lady
The Nervous Newly Ordained Priest Learning…
The New Bull Was Not Performing
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The New Itit Musical Breast Implant
The New Oxford Dictionary's Latest Update…
The New Shiny Black Patent Leather Shoes
The Number One Rule for a Long and Happy Marriage
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The Nymphomanic and the Doctor
The Old Gentleman Walks into a Bar
The Old Man and his Young Bride
The Old Man and his Young Wife
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The Pill is maybe the best thing to stop getting…
The Police Recruit Interview Question
The Poor Pastor's Wife Returned from Shopping...
The Poor Wood Cutter Went Chopping Wood by…
The Pope and Obama at the Baseball Game
The Pope and Tiger Woods Both Die on the Same…
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The Prodigal Returns for Confession
The Profound Logic of Children
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
The Quest to Produce Beautiful Children
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The Reason Why Girls go to the Toilet Together
The Reason Why It is Ok for Monks to Use Email
The Reason Why You Are on your Own
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The Sea Burial of Uncle Seamus
The Sexy Woman and the Bartender
The Ship's Magician and the Parrot
The Shy Guy in the Singles Bar
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The Story of Adam and Eve's Pets
The Student Proctologist and Country Music
The Student to the Sex Researcher
The sun brings out the best in people
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The Teacher asked for Big Words that Eat Things…
The Two Old Maid Virgin Sisters
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The Very Tired Nurse's Rectal Thermometer
The Wife Returned from the Doctor
The Wisdom You can Find on Toilet Walls
The Woman Answered the Knock at the Door And...
The Woodpecker Might Have to Go!
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The World's Most Accurate Pie Chart
The Young Australian Approach to Selling
The Young Pastor and the Church Organist
Ther Retired Gynecologist Switches Careers…
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There Was a Guy in the Bar Drooling over a…
There Was a Knock on the Door this Morning...
There Was this Lonely Old Lady Who...
There Were These Three Guys Outside of a Bar
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They Even Knew in the Good Old Days
They Have a Word for It As Well
Thibodeaux Takes a Trip to Paris
Things I Learned in the South..........
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This day is coming soon and will be epic
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This post is far too good not to like
Thought for Today About My Wife
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Three Big Bad Bikers and the Trucker
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Three Ducks Walk into a Bar...
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Three Men Only Rules for Aging
Three Old Men having a Memory Test
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Three Tomatoes Were out for a Walk
Three Wise Monkeys for Sale in the Pet Shop
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Time Spent on Website Creation
To Hell with Keeping Up with the Joneses
To Make a Woman Happy; a Man Only Needs to…
To Most Christians the Bible is Like...
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Tommy Cooper - Dont' Jump off the Roof Dad
Tonight There Will Be Two Feet of Snow
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Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis
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Tourists Momento's - Another Groaner
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Tried It Once But Didn't Like It
True Friendship... "aussie Style"
True Story Apparently from United Airlines
True Story of Two Wisconsin Duck Hunters
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Twenty Dollars Says I can Get More Posts Than…
Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies...
Two Guys in a Bar Are Talking About Their…
Two guys met in the middle of the desert
Two It Guys Talking in a Bar...
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Two Nuns Buying Beer at the 7-11
Two Old Drunks Were Lapping Them Up at a Bar.
Two Priests Decide to go to Hawaii for a Vacation...
Two Questions from a Pub Quiz and Some Short…
Two Quickies: At The Pharmacy and Spiders
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UFO Ray Doubles The Size Of...
Ufo Runs Short of Fuel and Lands...
Uk Council Tax Now with Discounts
Uk's Answer to Obama's Recent Speech on Tax…
Ultimate Birthday Present for the Wife
Understanding Engineering Design
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Update on Bin Laden - Truth Now Revealed
Updated - Pool Rule Notice Board
Upgrade Iphone To Ipad For Free
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Venn Diagram of Bruce Willis Sixth Sense
Viagra Prescribed by the Doctor
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War on Drugs, Terrorism, Money and Jobs
Warning - Guaranteed to Offend Most People
Watch the Man on the Left and Not the Girl
Web Site Names Make a Difference
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What every man wants from a woman
What happens when you get really high
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What is Your Favorite Soap Opera
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What the State Motto Really should be...
What to do when your dog does a poo
What Women Can Get Away With: Part I
What you lose when you read Youtube comments
What You Must Do After Getting Married
Whatever Happened to Sex, Drugs and Rock and…
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When English is your Second Language.....
When I Say I'm Broke; I'm Broke!
When is It Time to Give Up Golf?
When It is Ok to Spank a Child
When the Thrill is Gone from the Marriage!
Where Do Pets Come From? from the Book of…
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Which One Has Happened to You?
Which One Of These Would Prick Your Conscience
Which Two Services Do You Want
Who Enjoys Sex More, a Man or a Woman?
Who sneaked the 'S' into Fast Food
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Whoops After the Guy Had a Circumcision Operation…
Whoops from the Police Officer Who Caught…
Who’s your Daddy - from Manchester Women
Why are'nt I a real skinny cow?
Why Australia is Still on My Most Wanted As…
Why British Newspapers Are More Fun to Read
Why Can't Computers Be Honest?
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Why Did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?
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Why Good Women Are Hard to Find
Why I Failed My 5th Grade English Examination
Why I Love to Wave at Strangers
Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend
Why is it that Men are all the same
Why Little Johnny Never Takes his Baby Sister…
Why Men Are Just Happier People
Why Men Don't Talk to Each Other in Public…
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
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Why the Iphone is Tougher Than Chuck Norris
Why There Are No Snakes in Ireland
Why We All Love Walter the Chemist
Wife Caught in the Act by Hubbie and Cabbie
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Words of Wisdom from a Father to his Son
Words of Wisdom or Basic Truth
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Would You Be Like this Responsible Citizen?
Would You Do the Same As Pekka After the Finish…
Would You Have Given her 'the Finger'
Would You Have Passed this Student?
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Yoga Style and the Two Old Ladies Discussing…
You Are Addicted to your Computer when
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You Have Just Got to Love this Nurse
You Know You're from Canada when .............
You Know You're Living in 2005 When...
You Learn Something New Everyday
You Stupid Bastard Jesse - You Cheated on…
You Were Really Lucky when I Knocked You Over...
Young Lady Enrolls for a Woodwork Class
