Sunday 23rd September 2018 - 22:47:51 

Alternative Solution To Airport Full-body Scanners

 

Here's an alternative solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.


Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.


It would be a win-win for everyone and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling... this method would also eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!


It’s brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.


An announcement comes over the PA system...


"Attention, passengers on standby, we now have a seat available on flight number 555"!





Another good one from: Howard
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