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Always Check The Label

 

Problem solved
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner.
It's the shampoo I use in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and
(duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:
FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY ---
No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish washing liquid instead.
Their label reads,
DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

Problem Solved.
If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!


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This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Doug Linder 


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
George Bernard Shaw 


A little inaccuracy can save tons of explanation.
Saki 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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