Wednesday 21st November 2018 - 04:20:59 

Always Check Your Child's Homework

 

For homework, the grade 1 class were asked to draw their parents at work.

This is Jessica's drawing:
Pole dancing

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)



Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now nor have I ever been a pole dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she hands it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith

This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failure.
Chief Justice Earl Warren 


I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
 


I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
 





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