Wednesday 19th September 2018 - 00:36:45 

American Movie Rating System Explained

 

G : Nobody gets the girl.

PG : The Good Guy Gets The Girl.

R : The Bad Guy Gets The Girl.

X : Everybody Gets The Girl.

XXX : Everybody gets the girl, her mother, her sister, her father, and her father's boyfriend.

Quotes for Today:

A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
 


A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright, essayist and literary critic (1856-1950) 


A recent survey, proved that 80% of the males in Liverpool had sex in the shower, the remaining 20% have not been in Prison yet
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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