Friday 1st July 2022 - 23:45:03 

An Aussie Went Into An Empty Bar...


An Aussie went into an empty bar in New Zealand and ordered a beer. As he was walking around, he saw a table about 6' x 4' with some lines marked 6"-10" from one edge. Next to each line there are initials.

The man asked the bartender, "What are all those marks on that table?"

"It's a game the locals play, they pull out their dicks, stretch them as far as they can and mark a line."

Our Aussie hero was hung like a horse and reckoned he could beat all the lines he'd seen and asked if he could have a go.

"Sure," was the reply.

He pulled out his dick and his mark was a full 3 inches past the rest. "How do you like that!" he said to the bartender.

He started to mark his line down when the bartender said, "No mate, start from the other side."

Quotes for Today:

If you have never made a mistake, then you have never done anything of significance.

If you have something to say, raise your hand ... and place it over your mouth

If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the £20.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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