Tuesday 20th November 2018 - 22:48:29 

An English Summer

 

In England, there's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

Summer in the UK usually:

Hallo, did you have a good Summer?

Yes indeed, we had a great barbeque that afternoon.

Quotes for Today:

Happiness is an empty sac!
 


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
 


Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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