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An English Tourist In Cardigan, Wales

 

George, an English visitor to the small Welsh town of Aberaeron, Cardiganshire, was approached by one of the deacons of the local chapel who asked him whether he would like to attend their chapel on the following Sunday.

'Wouldn't that be a little pointless' replied George politely, 'after all, your services are held in Welsh and I don't understand the language'?

'Ah yes, boyo,' answered the deacon, 'but the collection is in English'.

Quotes for Today:

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
 


I have noticed even people who claim everything is redestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
S.Hawking 


I have recently realised that there is a case of 'You can take the Farang out of Sukhumvit, but you can't take Sukhumvit out of the Farang'
 

This can save your bacon

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