An Irish Widow Confesses
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear"?
She says, Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night".
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests"?
She says, "That he did, Father".
The priest says, "What did he ask Mary"?
She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'"