Wednesday 12th December 2018 - 13:07:10 

An Irish Widow Confesses

 

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service and she's in tears.

He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear"?

She says, Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night".

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests"?

She says, "That he did, Father".

The priest says, "What did he ask Mary"?

She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'"

Quotes for Today:

Perfection is an ongoing process. There is only one constant: - change!
 


Piece of Pith:
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: ? Take two aspirin' and ?keep away from children'.
 


Piece of Pith:
Old people love to give good advice to console themselves for no longer being able to set a bad example.'
La Rochefoucald  

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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