Angry Mum Goes Shopping
When mom returned home she said to dad that she had just purchased ten new dresses.
"Ten", he screamed. "TEN"???!!!!
"Ten", is all she said, standing right up to him.
"What could any woman want with ten new dresses"???!!!!
My mom turned to my dad, calmly looked him right in the eye and said...
"Ten new pairs of shoes and ten handbags".