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Saturday 18th January 2020 - 19:52:59 

Another One For The Brits'

 

Two Scots were each having a Kentucky Special when the first guy, a Glaswegian, started to gag!

"I---I think I've swallowed a bone" he coughed and gasped.

His pal said "Hey Jimmy, are you choking"?

"No, you tosser, I'm fookin' serious"!

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