Tuesday 18th December 2018 - 18:46:46 

Are You Prepared For This Winter

 

The Government have issued a travel warning due to the cold weather.

They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should make sure they have the following:

Shovel
Blankets or sleeping bag
Extra clothing including hat and gloves
24 hours worth of food
De-Icer
Rock Salt
Tyre Chains
Torch or lantern with spare batteries
Road Flares or Reflective Triangles
Empty Petrol Can
First Aid Kit
Jump Leads

I took all their advice and I looked a right plonker on the bus this morning !!!!!!


Contributor: Howard

Quotes for Today:

He used statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts; for support rather than illumination.
Andrew Lang (1844-1912) 


Hindsight is an exact science.
 


How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
 

This can save your bacon

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