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Aussie Housewife Slipped In The Bathroom


Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned-cupped herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce"!

Bruce came running in.

"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor", she said.

"S'truth," Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl! I'll go across the road and get me mate".

They came back and they both tried to pull her up.

"No way, we can't do it," Cobber said, "so let's try Plan B".

"Plan B," exclaimed Bruce, "what's that"?

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her", replied Cobber.

"Spot on," Bruce said, "while you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her nipples".

"Play with her nipples?," Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate"!
"No", Bruce replied, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are less expensive".

ladies slippery when wet

This can save your bacon

Quotes for Today:

Wisdom is knowing what to do next. Skill is knowing how to do it. Virtue is doing it.
Thomas Jefferson 

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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