Aussie Humour

Saturday 18th January 2020 - 04:45:08

There hewas sittin watching the Footy Match Of The Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says "Fancy a bonk babe"?

He said, "Can you wait until the football is over"?

She said, "You do realize that you can record it"?

He said, "Nice one, you get the camcorder and I'll be upstairs as soon as the footy finishes".

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John Locke; He used statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts; for support rather than illumination.
Andrew Lang (1844-1912); Hindsight is an exact science.

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