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Back At School And The Joys Of Education

 

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. 'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!'

'But why, Mom? I don't want to go.'

'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'

'Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!'

'Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.'

'Give me two reasons why I should go to school.'

'Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Headteacher!'





What the Experts Say:
1) Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes. Norman Douglas

2) Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it. Stephen Vizinczey

3) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. BF Skinner

4) If little else, the brain is an educational toy. Tom Robbins

5) America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan Esar


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Quotes for Today:

Wisdom is knowing what to do next. Skill is knowing how to do it. Virtue is doing it.
Thomas Jefferson 


Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
 


Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one
 

This can save your bacon

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