Friday 12th August 2022 - 09:43:44 

Back In The Good Old Days When Rawpower


...was in the habit of whooping it up, he was standing at a bar when a lady of enticing appearance approached him and suggested that they have a drink.

RawPower said, 'Well. I'm no John D: Rockefeller, but I'll buy:

After developing a slight buzz, she suggested a dance.

RawPower smiled and said, 'I'm no Fred Astaire. but I'll give it a whirl:

Later, she suggested that they go up to her room. 'I'm no Cary Grant,' he replied. 'but I'll follow you up there:

They then went to the lady's apartment, where they had another drink. then did what had been on their minds all evening, anyway. Afterwards, the lady said, 'What about some money?'

RawPower shot back. 'Well, I'm no gigolo, but I'll take it:

Courtesy of: <Sheetstir>

Quotes for Today:

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.

Nice guys never finish anything; they are too busy worrying about who they will offend.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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