Bad Day For The Undertaker
"What happened to you" asked his wife"?
"I had a terrible day", replies Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I find the room and, sure enough, there's this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half".
"I see", says his wife. "But how did you get the black eye"?
Roy: "Wrong room".