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Bad Timing

 

Frank was walking down the street one day, when he runs into his buddy Joe.

Joe asks Frank how he's doing and Frank replies: "N-N-Not b-b-bad, b-b-but I've d-d-developed th-th-this s-s-stutter from a c-c-car accident I was r-r-recently involved in. N-N-Now my l-l-love life s-s-sucks, and I c-c-can't f-f-find a j-j-job".

Joe tells him of this speech therapist he knows and recommends he go see the guy. Frank agrees and thanks him. A couple of weeks later, they run into each other again and Joe asks Frank how he made out.

"Thank you for the referral. He cured me just by making me talk slower. Now I have a good job and I'm engaged to the boss' daughter".

"That's excellent! Congratulations" replied Joe and off they went their separate ways... two weeks or so pass and once again Frank and Joe meet on the street.

"Hey, Frank, how's it going" asks Joe?

"T-T-T-T-Terrible," says Frank. "I'm n-n-no l-l-longer eng-g-g-aged and I l-l-l-ost my job!".

"Why? What could have happened in two weeks Frank"?

"W-w-w-well, the other night I was having dinner at the b-b-boss' house and the cat was scratching behind his ear. I said "L-l-l-l-ook, Honey! T-t-t-t-hat's w-w-w-w-hat you d-d-d-d-o to me," but by the time I f-f-f-finished w-w-w-hat I was saying the cat was l-l-l-icking his b-b-balls..."


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Quotes for Today:

True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.
Winston Churchill 


Two men looked out from the prison bars, one saw mud, the other one stars.
 


Virtue is often the result of insufficient temptation.
George Cheers 

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