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Bank Robber

 

A man walks into a bank gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank!...But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses he turns around and asks the next customer in line:

Did you see me Rob this bank?

The customer replies ...YES!

The bank robber raises his gun POINTS IT TO HIS HEAD and BANG!!!!!... SHOOTS HIM
in THE HEAD AND KILLS HIM!

He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man

DID .. YOU .. SEE .. ME .. ROB THIS BANK????

The man calmly responds . No ... BUT MY WIFE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quotes for Today:

Opportunity comes but does not linger.
Nepalese proverb 


Pay Your Taxes With A Smile - I tried ... but the lady said, 'Cash Only'
 


People There are three kinds of people: Those who make things happen, Those who watch things happen, and Those who don't know what the hell is happening!
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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