Monday 24th September 2018 - 07:25:47 

Bed Time Story

 

Dave met Stacey in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Stacey invited Dave to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.

Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other. After a short while, Stacey began tenderly stroking Dave's manhood.

Surprised but appreciative, Dave comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more already"?

Stacey replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and miss the days when I had mine".

Quotes for Today:

English cuisine and English women - the foundation of a great seafarer nation!
 


Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
 


Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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