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Best And Last

 

The groom comes into the church to take his place by the altar and his best man notices that he has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.

The best man says, "Hey man, i know you're happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited"?

The groom replies, "I just had the BEST blow job I've ever had in my entire life and now I'm marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me".

Then the bride comes walking down the aisle and she also has the biggest, brightest smile on her face.

Her maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey girlfriend, I know you're happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited"?

The bride replies, "I have just given the LAST blow job of my entire life".

Quotes for Today:

Hindsight is an exact science.
 


How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
 


How did a fool and his money GET together?
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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