Tuesday 13th November 2018 - 22:47:39 

Best Gym Advert Ever

 

Bet gym advert everWhen the aliens come they are going to eat the fatties first
When the aliens come they are going to eat the fatties first!

This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true - I no longer know how to use my telephone.
Bjarne Stroustrup 


I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry Truman  


I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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