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Best Mother-in-law Joke

 

A man, his wife, and the mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to bury her here and spend only $150.00?"

The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Quotes for Today:

We are disturbed not by the things that happen, but by our opinion of the things that happen.
Epictetus  


We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Vince Lombardi 


We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop 

This can save your bacon

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