Saturday 22nd September 2018 - 21:47:29 

Best Way To Start Your Presentation

 

My boss told me to start our presentation with a joke.

I showed everyone my last pay slip!!!

Quotes for Today:

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb 


Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns 


English cuisine and English women - the foundation of a great seafarer nation!
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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