Saturday 18th August 2018 - 15:03:17 

Better Than Robbing A Bank

 

open a bank instead

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

The way a man wins shows most of his character. The way he loses shows all of it.
 


The word 'Listen' contains the same letters as the word 'Silent'.
 


The years teach what the days never know.
Ralph Waldo Emerson 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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