Bill And Sam The Long Term Buddies
On his next visit to the park, however, Bill was sitting on their usual bench waiting for him. Amazed and delighted, Sam exclaimed,'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'
Bill replied, 'I've been in jail.'
'Jail?' cried Sam. 'You?! What on earth for?'
'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue , that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?'
'Yes,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me. At age 89,I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty.'
'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.