Blonde Completing Her Passport Application
The passport official looks over her shoulder and sees the blonde trying to write 'twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'.
The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'".
"Doesn't matter", the blonde answers.
Or this one?
NAME:Muhammed al Facid
SEX:Yes 3 times a week.
NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:
Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.