Tuesday 11th December 2018 - 07:18:44 

Breasts Or Legs

 


Breasts or legs
Last night I was talking to a good looking woman.


She asked if I liked breasts or legs.


I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.


Apparently I am not welcoime back at KFC.

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

At the party last night, i asked every husband to go stand next to the person who made his life worth living... the bartender was almost crushed to death. :)
 


At the party last night, i asked every husband to go stand next to the person who made his life worth living... the bartender was almost crushed to death. :)
 


Bart, just remember, trying is the first step to failure.
Homer Simpson 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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