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British Weather

 


The Archbishop of Canterbury
and
The Royal Commission for Political Correctness
announced today that the climate in the UK
should no longer be referred to as

'English Weather'

Rather than offend a size-able portion of the
UK population, it will now be referred to as:

'Muslim Weather'
British weather

( Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite )



Contributor: Helen


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This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...'
 


Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together; that at length they may emerge, full-formed and majestic, into the delights of life, which they are thenceforth to rule.
Thomas Carlyle 


Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
George Burns  


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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