Broken Leg

Sunday 27th September 2020 - 01:16:02

"How did it happen" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg?

"Well, doc, 25 years ago"...

"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning".

"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.

I said, "No, everything is fine".

"Are you sure" she asked?

"I'm sure", I said.

"Isn't there anything I can do for you" she wanted to know?

"I reckon not", I replied.

"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg"?

"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof"!

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