Saturday 2nd July 2022 - 00:23:05 

Broken Leg


"How did it happen" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg?

"Well, doc, 25 years ago"...

"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning".

"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.

I said, "No, everything is fine".

"Are you sure" she asked?

"I'm sure", I said.

"Isn't there anything I can do for you" she wanted to know?

"I reckon not", I replied.

"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg"?

"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof"!

Quotes for Today:

I sometimes wonder why I drink; I think that it's because I think.

I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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