Saturday 21st November 2020 - 11:21:18 

Cairo Joke Of The Day!

 

Mubarak dies and goes to meet his makers. Not surprisingly he meets Nasser and Sadat.

Together they ask him: "So, what was it. Road accident, poison, sniper..."?

Mubarak sighs, shakes his head and says "Facebook"!


Contributor: Qifa Nabki

Quotes for Today:

Sometimes I drink my whiskey neat. Other times I take my tie off and leave my shirt out.
 


Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!
Conan O'Brien 


Strange how much you've got to know before you know how little you know.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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