The doctor asked Jane, "Are you sure it was a dozen"?
The frantic mother says, "Absolutely! Doctor, I'm scared to death"!
The doctor tells the mother, "Calm down. Is little Johnny crying"?
Jane says "No".
"Is he sleeping" asks the doctor?
"No" says Little Johnny's Mom.
The doctor goes on with routine questions, "Is his color funny"?
Again Jane says "No".
"Did your Little Johnny throw up" asks the methodical doctor?
"No" says the Little Johnny's worried Mom. "But I'm so scared. All that aspirin... shouldn't I do something"?
To which the doctor says, "Try giving him a headache".